The Idiocracy - Fake Outrage

	Birther Issue	Tax Return Issue
Accusation:	not a U.S. citizen	didn't pay some/all of his taxes
Accusor:	various opponents, media personalities, opposition supporters, Arizona Attorney General, "voters"	Harry Reid, media members, voters
Implication:	sitting president committed felony fraud, possibly treason	businessman employed common tactics, possibly owes more
Refutation:	provided birth certificate	none
Precedent:	none	father, subsequent candidates provided complete tax history
Media Response:	constant repetition and resurfacing of dead issue	Shock at Reid's insolence!
Logical conclusion:	President Obama is a    U. S. citizen	Romney's tax returns hide something more embarassing than the character flaw displayed by believing he's above this precedent