Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Look, are there parts of this religion that sound irrational, crazy even? Yep! That's how you know it's a real religion.
If I ever decide atheism, rational thought, being amazed at the wonders of the universe, curiosity, critical thinking skills, and my job, family, etc. aren't enough for me, then this might be the religion I try on for a while.
Until then,
Luth
Out