Wednesday, October 10, 2012

The Idiocracy - Fake Outrage

Birther Issue
Tax Return Issue
Accusation:
 not a U.S. citizen
 didn't pay some/all of his taxes
Accusor:
 various opponents, media personalities, opposition supporters, Arizona Attorney General, "voters"
 Harry Reid, media members, voters
Implication:
 sitting president committed felony fraud, possibly treason
 businessman employed common tactics, possibly owes more
Refutation:
 provided birth certificate
 none
Precedent:
 none
 father, subsequent candidates provided complete tax history
Media Response:
 constant repetition and resurfacing of dead issue
 Shock at Reid's insolence!
Logical conclusion:
 President Obama is a    U. S. citizen
 Romney's tax returns hide something more embarassing than the character flaw displayed by believing he's above this precedent